Monday, April 30, 2012

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Claro que si! Lo siento! Por favor! Aaaaand I've used up almost all my Espanol. Sorry this didn't work out.


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I am going out on a limb here and saying that Israel has much better medical care than the Ivory Coast. Use it for God? Well since God can use nothing and you are giving me nothing, I think I'll do nothing with this email and both God and I will be satisfied.


From : eliza_jj04@yahoo.co.jp

Hello My Dearest,

I know how surprise this email might appear to you but i want you to consider it as a request for an assistance from a dying woman. My Name is Mrs. Elizabeth Wilson. from Israel but now undergoing medical treatment in Abidjan the capital city of Ivory Coast.

I am married to late Mr Benson Wilson, who worked with Israeli Embassy in Ivory Coast for Eleven years before he died in the year 2008, after a brief illness that lasted for only Ten days.

We were married for Eighteen years without any child. After the death of my husband i vowed to use our wealth for the down trodden and the less privileged in our society.

Recently, My Doctor told me that I may not last for the next seven months due to cancer problem, though what disturbs me most is my stroke and deaf problem.

Haven known my condition i decided to Serve God with our wealth. When my late husband was alive we kept the sum of ($7.6 Million U.S. Dollars) Seven million six hundred thousand united states dollars Having known my condition I decided to Give out this fund to a church or an individual or better still a God fearing person who will utilise this fund the way I am going to instruct here in.

I want an individual that will use this fund to provide succour to the poor and indigent persons, orphanages, widows around him or her and Schools etc. As soon as I receive your response I shall give you the contact of the Bank where the said fund is deposited I will also issue you the documents that will prove you the present beneficiary of this fund.

Any delay in your reply will give me room in searching for an individual or this same purpose, always be prayerful all through your life.

Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hope to receive your reply soon.please reply me through this email eliza_jj03@yahoo.co.jp


Thanks and Remain Blessed.
Mrs.Elizabeth Wilson. 

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Loan @ 3% interest rate per annual




You'd really offer me $10 million in a loan? But I don't know you... and your email seems to be Chinese...? Hmm.

From : loan@aggies.co.uk

AGGIES FINANCE
Do you need a loan to start up a business? WE GRANT LOAN SERVICES ranging from $10,000.00 Min. to $10,000,000.00 Max. at a very low rate 3% per annual, to assist with you on your dream projects. We offer both secured and unsecured loan to interested clients.
Please, provide us with the following:
*Name Of Applicant:.......
*Location:...................
*Tel:............................
*Amount Requested: .......
*Loan Duration: ...........
Contact us via the stated email below:
General Consultant: Dr. David Mark
Email: aggieslender@9.cn

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Nakliyeborsasi.net

Do you really think I'd be interested, even if I did understand this language? #sorrynotsorry

From : support@cargoagent.biz


Size hergün binlerce yük ve boş araç ilanları sunmaktayız.
Kayıt olup, hizmetimizden yararlanın ve 45.000’den fazla firma ile tanışabilme imkanına sahip olun!
İrtibat için:
SKYPE: nakliyeborsasi

Alluvial Gold Dust Offer.

An offer of a lifetime? I'll still have to pass. You still get some bonus points for originality, Kwaku.

From : kwaku.agymen@gmail.com
Commodity: Alluvial Gold Dust (Au) Quantity: 150 Kg Fineness: 22 carats purity over 96.05% Origin: Republic of Ghana Our Price: $ Reasonable The above product belonging to the royal families of (Nana Asare) of Wasa-Akroponj in the Western Region of Ghana, is available for sale and it's in a security company presently, rush now for this limited offer of a life time...contact us via the below details for more information, serious buyer only please!! phone: +233 (0) 279-932-202 E-mail: kwakuagyman@gmail.com Skype: kwaku.agyman Regards Kwaku Agyman

Great Vacantion House and Apartament for rent

One of the more authentic seeming spam emails I've gotten. Even then, something still seems obviously off.
DO NOT CLICK THE LINKS IN THIS EMAIL. Who knows what they would do to your system.

From : admin@ghvr.org
Hello , We're delighted you've joined us. Since 1998, we have been committed to being the Internet's most trusted publisher Vacation rental, entertainment and local deals.We're not a travel agent; we're a team of more than *50 Deal Experts in 24 offices around the United State*, who scour the market every day for the most outstanding deals. Over the past 5 years, our passion for high-quality deals has attracted 4 million weekly subscribers and achieved GHVR the reputation as a quality leader. We have very high standards, we are prod and poke every deals to ensure it is the best. we make sure there are no hidden extras and any deal we recommend, can be booked at the advertised price. we never recommend a deal we would not book ourselves. For list of our Vacation apartment and full houses visit our catalog at https://www.ghvr.org/grentals/ or you can also make a reservation and contact us at http://ghvr.org/grentals/index.php?route=information/contact. Thanks for joining us! The GHVR Team Thanks for joining us! www.ghvr.org Call Our Sales Department: 1-(289)-624-9612 1-(717)-467-1992

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Notice of Update Your Information

Spammers have really been trying overtime with these Paypal scams. Don't click anything in emails saying it is from Paypal! Just go to their site directly.

From : service@paypal.com (yea, right)

Notice of Update Your Information
Dear Member,

We have faced some problems with your account Please update the account within week .If you do not update will be Limited.
To Update your account, just confirm your informations.(It only takes a minute.)

It's easy:

Click the link below to open a secure browser window.
Confirm that you're the owner of the account, and then follow the instructions.

Relog in your account now

Monday, April 16, 2012

Kind Attention:

It has come to my attention that you are pretending to be on my side! No way, Jose.
He is even using a real address...

From : test@stratosgps.com

Kind Attention:Kind Attention:

My name is Mr. Steve Morgan; I am a US citizen, 51 Years Old. My residential address is as follows. 5424 Pent ridge Street Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 19143-4126, United States of America, I am one of those people that took part in receiving Inheritance funds and Lottery funds from African banks and European banks even from many lottery organizers few years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid different fees or charges of over $85,000 while in the USA trying to get my funds from those banks and lottery organizers but all to no avail.

So i decided to travel to WASHINGTON D.C USA with all my payment approval documents,and I was directed by the F.B.I. Director to contact a man called Mr.JOHN RUBEN, A BRITISH CITIZEN and a member of the UNITED NATIONS ORGANISATION (UNO) & INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS (IMF) COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE currently staying in Lagos -
Nigeria. I contacted him in Nigeria and he explained everything to me.

Mr. Mr. JOSEPH DULCH personally directed me on how to successfully claim my Inheritance and Lottery payment from the paying bank and right now I am the happiest man on earth because I have now finally received my funds totaling US$ 1 Million (One Million U.S Dollars). Moreover Mr.JOHN RUBEN, showed me the full information of those people that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name/your email address as one of the beneficiaries and that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people because they are not with your funds but they are only making money out of you. I will personally advise you to contact Mr.JOHN RUBEN in Lagos - Nigeria immediately after reading this message. You have to contact him directly on this information below

Contact Person: Mr.JOHN RUBEN.
Contact Address: No. 25 Groveport Hill, Ikoyi Lagos Nigeria.
eMail ID: johnruben_99@hotmail.com
Telephone Number: +234 081 315 54 627...

Contact him now and send him (1). Your full names, (2). Your full contact Address,
(3). Your mobile phone numbers (4). Your Age and Occupation Etc... You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you now telling you that your funds is with them because your funds is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing left with you. Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact only Mr.JOHN RUBEN in Lagos - Nigeria so that he can help you process your payment through the paying bank instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money for fees to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.
Mr. Steve Morgan.
5424 Pent ridge Street Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania, 19143-4126, U.S.A.

Friday, April 13, 2012

CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS !

Confidential? Let's keep it that way.

From : info@coolfm.eu


Greetings !

I am Sarah T. Cole the Personal Assistant {P.A} to a Director of one of U.K's
biggest bank based here in Scotland-United Kingdom. My boss {Name Withheld}
has advised that I should contact you on a multi-Million business-deal transaction
that will be mutually beneficial to all parties involved.

Please be re-assured that everything about this business will be done through the
Legal channels and your involvement in this business will NOT breach any local or
international laws, as we have all legal documents to back up the payment of this
money into your designated bank account in a very short while.

We shall obliged you full details and copies of my bank I.D and also the web link
to see my boss resumes and profiles, meanwhile, we urge you to keep this offer
very confidential and secret. For a start, send to us by e-mail now the following:-

Your Full Names:-

Contact Street Address:-

Age:-

Profession:-

Nationality:-

Your private e-mail address:-

As it is said the taste of the pudding is in the eating, so give this business
a positive consideration, please reply Now.

Sarah T. Cole.
{Scotland-U.K

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Respond ASAP

Believe it or not, I will not be getting back to you ASAP.

From : likiumn@gmail.com

An Iraqi Engineer named Mr. Thahi Hammud made a fixed deposit of $16,000.000.00 in my bank branch where I am a Deputy Chief Executive and he died with his entire family in the war leaving behind no next of kin. I Propose to present you as next of kin to claim the funds. Get back to me on this email (likiumn@yahoo.com.hk) only if interested with your full name, and telephone number to reach you and most importantly, a confirmation of acceptance from you after which I shall furnish you with the full details of this transaction.

Yours Truly, 
Mr. Li Man-kiu.
likiumn@yahoo.com.hk 

Monday, April 9, 2012

Demande de partenariat

In Italian? I have never responded in English so the spammers think I must speak a different language? Ciao!

From : enfantstagro@alice.it

Via filzi 12 , milan

Bonjour Mr,

Veuillez nous en excuser pour le desagrement que notre courrier pourrait vous causer.
Mais même si nous ne nous sommes jamais rencontrés, nous croyons fermement que sur la base du droit d'assistance humanitaire qu'une confiance véritable peut naître de notre communication et favoriser ainsi un véritable partenariat entre nous .Ainsi dit par moment on doit risquer de se confier des personnes inconnues. En effet , Nous sommes Edwin et fallone Tagro , fils et fille heritiers de notre père , feu Desiré Assegnini Tagro.
En effet notre pere etait conseiller special a la presidence , Ministre de l'Interieur de la République de Côte d'Ivoire pilier inconstable du régime de l'ancien President Laurent Gbagbo.
Mon défunt père était parmi les patriotes qui logeaient a la résidence présidentielle avec le President Laurent Gbagbo avant d'être attaque par les rebelles partisans du nouveau président, Alassane Ouattara.
La Résidence Présidentielle a été attaquée par les FRCI le 11 avril 2011 dans le but de capturer le President Laurent Gbagbo avec ses élites qui ont pris refuge a l'intérieur du bunker a la Présidence.En fin de compte,après des tirs sporadiques qui ont emporte la vie de mon père,President Laurent Gbagbo fut capture le même jour.
Veuillez donc suivre ces liens pour voir quelques et photos et videos de notre pere afin savoir a quel point il a ete torture et maltraite quelques heures avant sa mort.

C'est donc une balle qui a arraché sa machoire:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw_8-fCTE6Q

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Aujourd'hui le nouveau gouvernement d'Alassane Ouattara et ses ténors traque tous les élites et proches des familles au président déchu dont moi et ma soeur.
Par conséquent, notre séjour en côte d'Ivoire était devenu très délicat ,difficile ,de plus en plus risque et dangereux pour nos vies .
Nous avions donc fuir et trouve refuge en italie ou nous sommes dans un centre de camp de refugies.
C'est donc avec une grande humilité et un profond respect que nous nous écrivons ce mail pour solliciter votre aide et votre assistance afin de récupérer la réserve financière ( 10.000.000 D'euros ) et les biens ( 120 kilogrammes d'or ) deja transferés en Europe que possedait notre défunt père .
Votre role sera juste de vous faire passer pour le partenaire notre pere en residant en Europe afin de pourvoir la recuperer cette reserve ici en europe.
Nous sollicitons a cet effet votre aide pour recuperer cette réserve financière et ces kilogrammes d'or afin d'investir sous votre autorite dans dans des projets rentables et credibles afin de refaire notre vie. Nous comptons sur vous pour nous aider dans cette tâche qui du reste est dénuée de tout risque.
Nous pouvons ainsi vous rassurer qu'à la fin de l'opération nous vous consentirai 20 % du montant comme votre récompense personnelle.
Nous voudrions savoir compter sur vos qualités humaines, vertueuses et professionnelles.
Surtout gardez la plus grande discretion autour de cette transaction surtout pour notre vie et la situation politique de notre pays.
Dès que vous manifesteriez le desir de nous 'aider,nous vous délivrerons une attestation sur honneur pour garantir notre parole et nos engagements à votre égard.

Recevez nos salutations les plus sincères
Cordialement Edwin et fallone tagro

Sunday, April 8, 2012

BITTE ANTWORTEN?

I don't understand that language, Mr. Chan. Surely you have me confused with someone else?
Maybe the other 10,000 people you spammed today?

From : ppchan258@yahoo.com.hk

ACHTUNG

Ich bin Mr. Patrick Chan KW Executive Director & Chief Financial Officer der Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Hongkong.
Ich habe ein lukratives Geschдft Vorschlag von gemeinsamem Interesse mit Ihnen zu teilen, sondern die
Ьbertragung von einer groЯen Geld von meiner Bank hier in Hongkong. Ich habe deinen Hinweis in meiner
Suche nach jemandem, passend zu meinervorgeschlagenen Geschдftsbeziehung. Wenn Sie an einer
Zusammenarbeit mit mir Kontakt mit mir durch meine private E-Mail interessiert ppchan302@yahoo.com.hk
fьr weitere Details.

Ihre erste Reaktion auf dieses Schreiben wird geschдtzt.

Mit freundlichen GrьЯen,

Mr. Patrick Chan
E-mail: ppchan302@yahoo.com.hk

good day-- ? Indeed.

Thanks for the warm wishes, Mr....... Adrew........

From : infopatrick11@yahoo.com.hk


Dear Friend,
I am Mr.adrew fung hau chung Executive Director & head of treasury and investment Officer of
Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business suggestion for you. I will
need you to assist me in executing a business project from Hong Kong to your
country.For more details:adrewfung@aol.com

Regard,
Mr Adrew.

Monday, April 2, 2012

BUSINESS PROPOSAL!!!

Top secret? I have my doubts.

From : wonghui10@postino.net

Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you
are not interested and get back to me if you are interested for details as regards
to the transfer of $24,500,000 to you.
This money initially belongs to a Libyan client who died in the libya crisis and had no next of kin in his
account-opening package in my bank here in Hong kong where I am a bank director.
In other to achieve this, I shall require your full name, and telephone number to reach you.
Most importantly, a confirmation of acceptance from you will be needed after which I
shall furnish you with the full details of this transaction.
Yours Truly,
Wong Hui.

informe

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